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Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Another Year, Another Wedding

It rained a little in Alabang today. It didn't help much with the crisis dahil wala kaming tubig ngayon. And that's today's irony. Umulan, pero wala kamig tubig. Heller?? What kind of a sushalang village is this? I propose we buy our own lake! And we call it Lake Chorva-Chorva. And as usual, tumatagaktak ang pawis ko sa init. Not as hot as last week's scorcher tho, so thank God for that. Nevertheless, I find comfort walking around my room in my underwear. Mainit talaga, susme!

A high school friend of mine is getting married this Saturday morning. I don't know why they chose to get married on the 1st of May, or at 8 in the morning for that matter. Nabasa ko na yung reason nila actually kanina on their wedding website but i was also looking at porn at the same time so you know my attention was divided 20:80 kaya wala akong natandaan sa binasa ko. I only realized karamihan ng mga gwapo bading pero hindi karamihan ng bading gwapo. And don't quote me on that! Baka masabunutan ako ni Papa P, kung saan man ako may buhok pa (wink, wink). ANYWAY, another year, another wedding. Minsan tinatanong ko sa sarili ko, had I become straight, would I be married by now? Hindi kaya ng powers kong mag conclude. The mere thought of a pekpek on a honeymoon night just makes me wanna faint.

Parang, "Ay! May daga!". (*himatay)

Ako naman "Ay! Bilatchina hubadesa!". (*himatay)

Ack!

Ayan. Lalagnatin na yata ako. I need my vitamin C!

I thought I was going to the gym tonight just to take a bath pero the maid was able to fill up pala my ever reliable balde with water so YEHEY to that. And besides, I feel too lazy to drive. Yeah I know, nasa tapat lang ng village yung gym pero my gulay, nakakatamad mag drive! I... Need... Motivation...! Ahahaha.

I'm typing this using my X2. I already updated the software, for the 4th time, and I think (oh here I go again) it improved naman. Except for the battery. It drains so fast, like a Japanese orgasm (I watch Japanese porn kaya I know pang short time lang talaga sila). Basta advice ko sa inyo, don't get the X2. Mag N97 na lang kayo. Free pa ang gps map.

I wish I could camp out in our garden. Seriously. Mas malamig sa labas, and I won't need to use electricity pa. Kaso duwag ako sa mumu so I'll forget about that idea.

5 comments:

  1. ang taray ng post!

    from a wedding nakabit sa porn then sa gym then sa CP then sa mumu.

    bravo ka talaga!

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  2. O di ba nga. Yan ang tinatawag na wander woman.

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  3. Haha. Try mo minsan ang bilat. Haha. For the sake of. lol

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  4. Tulad ng sinabi ni Krez kay Rufus....

    Ikotoko, aminin mo, masaya ka dito. Ahaha ahaha.

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  5. IKAW NA!! Grabe, ikabit ang wedding sa porn hahaha. :P

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