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Friday, 13 August 2010

Street Pussy

I just hate it when people get tampo with me easily. I get that when I don't respond to facebook messages or emails or ym chats or texts. I either reply late or don't reply at all. And my only justifiable and REAL reason is that I'm a busy person. Wala ako magagawa, career woman ako.

CHOZ!



It’s not that I'm ignoring anyone but If I don't immediately reply to a text, that's probably because I was at that moment doing something more important. Like, shall we say, WORK? AND if I don't remember who you are on YM, keep in mind that you're not the only one-named stranger on my list whose background I probably UNINTENTIONALLY mixed up with another YM buddy. So please, drop the drama and just be nice to me. I try to be patient with people's hang ups but my work already gives me enough hassles that can last a decade, I don't need anymore stress from attention hungry kids. A happy day. Yun lang ang wish ko araw-araw. At world peace.

THANK YOU JUDGES!

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Samantala, kahapon, nang bumibisita ako sa isang branch namin sa Sta. Rosa Laguna, may nakita akong something-something sa tapat ng pintuan. Nung una akala ko stuffed toy na keychain. Alam mo yun, parang Koala o kaya Tarsier?

Sabi ko, “ew, yuck, it’s so dumi. Sipain ko nga.”

Tapos bigla siyang gumalaw. Shucks. Kuting pala. At alive siya.

“Shucks. Kuting ka pala. At alive ka!”

Di ba nga?

Eh naawa naman ako sa kanya kasi wala siyang Mommy at wala siyang Daddy at bigla siyang nag cry kasi hungry na siya. So after I did my work on that branch, tinawag ko yung kuting.

“Huy kuting!”

“Meow?”

“Sama ka na lang sa akin.”

“Sige bakla! Meow! Meow!”

At sumama naman sa akin ang kuting. Sheht. Sana ganito ding kadaling mamick-up ng lalake. DI VA NGUH? Kamot ulo na lang siguro ang driver ko sa napulot kong kalyeng kuting. Medyo malikot sa kotche yung kuting, na-windang yata si driver.

“Imbyernang kuting. Imbey, imbey, imbey!”

Nang pabalik na kami ng Alabang, kalong ko lang siya sa lap at naghahanap ng utong para sumuso. Ang ending, chinupa niya ang maong ko.

“Aba, starting young? Kuting, vaklah ako pero hindi ako tranny. Wala akong boobs. Wait ka na lang papakainin kita sa bahay.”





So ayun. Sa likod ng house namin siya ngayon nakatira. Siguro mga 2 or 3 weeks old pa lang yun kasi cloudy pa yung eyes niya. Sana mag survive siya sa amin. Bakit? Wala lang. Chika lang. Kahit na paano naman nakakakain siya. Binigyan pa siya ng water nung labandera namin. Haha. Pumunta ako ng pet store sa Festival Mall para bumili ng wet cat food at isang pet dish. Tapos natandaan ko bigla nung binibilhan ko pa ng pagkain si Mimi Sue.



Hayyy Mimi Sue, I miss you!

Ewan ko lang kung alam na ni ermat na nag-uwi nanaman ako ng pusang kalye. Good luck na lang. LOL.

11 comments:

  1. “Sama ka na lang sa akin.”

    “Sige bakla! Meow! Meow!”


    crush na ata kita. eeeeee. being a cat-lover, what you did is super admirable. :)

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  2. bait bait nman...pussy lover ka tlaga! haha :)

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  3. Malay mo naman, yan pala ang reincarnation ni Mimi Sue.

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  4. phillip.. musical "Cats" is in manila. go see i think you will enjoy haha

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  5. Nimmy - nung college pa lang ako namumulot na ako minsan ng stray kitten pero tinigil ko kasi sinesermonan ako ng nanay ko. :D

    Soltero - Ew! LOL

    Mugen - haha. i think yung reincarnation niya yung kuting na napulot ko last year a week after he died. wala na rin siya ngayon. lumandi somewhere. :D

    ODHSPRN - I'm seen the video. I got bored. Too 80's for me. Haha.

    Narnian - baka sakaling mag milagro, isa pala siyang cursed na hot asian prince charming. LOL.

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  6. Kuting's origin story is so much better than your typical 'got him at the pet store'. So are you gonna call him Kuting? Are you gonna keep him inside the house and let him jump on your tv screen? He looks cute. You'll make a great coupling hehe

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  7. Ay English. Shucks! Uhm. Uhm. He'll definitely be an outdoor pet. The last time I had a cat indoors, some of our furnitures got scratch marks. :-/ I'll give him a name if he survives the next few weeks.

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  8. bongga ang eyeliner ng kuting mo! :D

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  9. Kaloka yung first part. Kalma lang, teh. Baka tumaas ang BP! They're soooo not worth it.

    As for the miming, approve na approve ako diyan! My mimings are all pusakals. Parang iba sila mag-mahal. haha Siguro kasi alam nilang pinulot lang natin sila sa kanilang poverty kaya't they really earn their keep. lol

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  10. Frogleta - sense mo ba ang sense ko? Vadeeng yuhtuh shuh.

    Citybouy - Ay cool naman. Disappointing lang na may mga taong hindi maka understand ng situation ng iba. ka-haggard. As for kuting, maricel soriano level in "Pinulot ka lang sa lupa," dee buh? LOL

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