Kopi Roti at 4:30pm

Tangina. Ba't ba ako napa order ng kape? Ang init-init na nga eh, magkakape pa ako. Sinong tangaaaaa... Sinong dakilaaaa.... Zeenoh hang toonay na valeeeew.... Anyway, kasalukuyang nasa Kopi Roti ako sa BF at hinihintay ang itlog ko. Poached eggs yun na kasama sa order ko na roti at kape. Heto, lamon, mamayang 6pm, lamon again. Iniisip kong kumain sa SEx para maka mura. Siningag Express yun.

Sinong gustong sumama? Char!

Ang totoo nito, wala ako magawa ngayon. Walang kasama. Walang makausap. Kaya heto, nagdadagdag ng basura sa blog ko.

Nauubusan na ako ng makekwento kaya wala na ako maisulat dito. Siguro kung magkabunga ang pangangantot ng aso ko sa hita ko (binata na siya!!!), may maichichika na ako kahit na paano.

Bueno. Nandito na ang itlog ko. Mainit-init at malat-alat. Charap! Hanggang sa susunod na kabuangan....

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10:59pm

Di ako makatulog! Bakit di ako makatulog? Dahil marami akong iniisip. Bakit maraming iniisip? Dahil tumatakbo ang utak ko kahit na pilit akong pinaghehele ng kadiliman ng aking silid. Ang dami kong gustong gawin. Sikreto ko na sa ngayon kung anu-ano ang mga iyon. Pero di ko alam kung paano ko mahahanapan ng panahon para gawin.

Hay.

I received an email nga pala that my condo in Filinvest Alabang will be turned over to me this month. Medyo lang April 20 na po bukas. Kailan naman kaya yun? Hay nako Filinvest! What happened to your project?

Ay hanuvayun?? May paniki sa labas! Nakakatakot!

Kapag mamayang alas-dose gising pa ako... Nakuuuu... Lalamon ako!

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Japan-Japan!

500 pesos worth of anik-aniks from this little Japan-Japan store in BF Homes Parañaque.

I already bought some items from this store a few months ago. Mostly small classic toys made out of wood. Kanina, I decided to visit the store again to check out if they have anything new. Well, wala masyado nabago except for the store's physical improvements. But I was able to buy the stuff I left behind the last time I visited dahil nanghihinayang akong gumastos nang mas malaki. But their items are super cheap compared to the Japanese collectible toys store I found in Robinson's Manila.

I don't know the exact address of the store but along Aguirre avenue coming from Pergola Mall, it will be on your right at the corner after the Aguirre-Elizalde intersection and the store's name is Selena's Collection (or collectibles... Ewan, di ko matandaan). It has a lot of Ultraman collectibles so if you're into that or other Japanese cartoon characters, you might want to visit this store of pre-loved toys. :)

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Laughing in the Dark at the Middle of the Night

Ang labo ko. Kanina habang naliligo nag wish ako na sana nasa Boracay ako ngayon. Ang dami kasing nangiinggit sa twitter at facebook. Hanobeh!

Tapos biglang nagbago isip ko na sana nasa room ako ni Hani nago-over night. And then I realize what super power i really want to have. Alam mo yun minsan sa mga walang katuturang pagtitipon kasama ang mga kaibigan, nagkakatanungan kung anong super power ang gusto mong magkaroon? Usually nasasagot ko yung pwede ako maging invisible. Kalandian lang naman kasi ang rason ko. Hihihihi. Pero ngayon sure na ako sa sagot ko. I want to have the ability to teleport! Parang Ragnarok lang naman. Imagine, kung yun ang super power ko, i can sleep over at boyfriend's house every night without my parents knowing that I left the house and then teleport back to my room pagdating ng umaga. Tipid pa sa gas at sa toll fee.

Or teleport to my condo (pagnatapos na) so I can maximize it's use. Or teleport to Batanes for a quick weekend vacation without going through airport and transportation hassles.

Imagine that??

Hay naku! For a minute there natuwa ako na na-excite pa and then naisip ko nanaman na shyet, para ba naman magkakatotoo yun.

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New Carjacking Modus Operandi

I found this news on Facebook and I think everyone, including non-car owners, should be aware of this.

WARNING FROM POLICE THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN. BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE-- NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)'

Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.. You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine put it into Reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle

of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically run you over as they speed off in your car.

And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, lock your doors and just drive away. Remove the paper LATER.

Perky-perky! Tighty-thighty!

Di ba ngerk 3 weeks before my fun run, i started training myself in running. 10km mondays, 5km wednesdays and 3km fridays or saturdays. Keberrr if my training was wrong. I'm just happy with what happened to my body. I feel lighter, healthier, i sleep well at night but best of all... I think my buns are perkier and tighter. I THINK LANG HA!

Ahaha ahaha. Seriously, i think mas bilog siya ngayon. And a friend actually says running does that to your pwet! Of course I'm not complaining. Haylavet!!

Now that the run i was training for is over, i have decided never to join again and settled to just regularly jog. I just finished running kanina around the village. I don't know what happened pero parang hinika ako nang slight but I still kept on running. I mean, i was along Acacia Drive and cars were passing by. Nakakahiya kung bigla akong himatayin, da va? Well, buti na lang i felt better later on pero wa-poise pa rin ako kung tumakbo. There has to be a proper way of running. Para akong baklang kambing kung tumakbo.

And I think I want one of those Nike iPod chorvas na nakikita kong nagre-record sa facebook. Nasa wish list lang naman. Sa June na birthday ko, baka sakaling may gustong magregalo sa akin niyan. Ok lang naman. Either that or a Mini Cooper Countryman. Pero mas gusto ko ang Mini Cooper (hint, hint!).

O siya. Kailangan nang matulog ng pwet ko. Char!

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Saksesssssss

Yes saksessssss.

So ayan. Nag survive naman ako sa aking unang 10k run. Unang run na, 10k pa, with a time 57 minutes and 45 secs, ayon sa time sa board na nadatnan ko but I'm sure mas mabilis pa ako doon dahil manual ang system ng timer nila. Abot-papel-sa-time-keeper type. Kachipan! How can they treat us alabangers that?? Hagisan ko kaya sila ng exploding condom?

CHAR.

Pero kung ang i-post nila na time sa website ay mas matagal pa diyan, naku magpo-protest ako. Maghu-hunger strike ako!

CHAR-CHAR.

Nag enjoy naman ako sa run, sa totoo lang. At pota... Ang daming hot Daddies! Hong soyo-soyo long! Nomnomnomnomnom...

* burp!

But I don't wanna do this again. I mean, gawd, effort ha. Ano ba ang katuturan nito, pampapayat? Eh ang dami kong kasabay sa 10k na jubez na mas mabilis pa sa lola mo (ako ang lola mo, iho). But I think I will be running around the village regularly now. Once or twice a week. 5k din naman yun. For health reasons naman, walang malisya.

CHAR.

Nagpapasalamat ako sa mga stray dogs at hindi naman pala nila tambayan ang Filinvest Alabang therefore wala akong natapakang ebak sa kalye. Nagpapasalamat din ako sa mga jubez na kumakarir ng 10k run dahil nagkaroon ako ng motivation na tapusin ang takbo at wag himatayin. Nagpapasalamat ako kay Hani at na-sponsor ako ng pocket radio receiver, kinantahan ako ni Lady Gaga habang nade-develop ang paltos ko sa paa.

Ay tongino, may kwento ako, nung wednesday nag-jog ako, right? Tapos sa malayo may naaninag akong nagjo-jog din na parating na bagets so inayos ko ang poise ko sa pagtakbo para keri. Nung malapit na, shyet pamangkin ko pala. Sanabi ko agad sa sarili ko, "bakla umayos ka!" Hindi ako nakilala ng pamangkin ko dahil naka-cap ako. Siguro kung wala akong cap at nakita yung kalbo kong anyo tinulak niya ako. CHING!

Lamon after the run then coffee sa Westgate. it was a good Saturday night. No major complaints here. Sige, sleep na ako. Mamamasyal pa kami ni Hani sa Bataan bukas!

Becky Night

Kung ako na lang ang huling naka-discover ng podcast na ito, hu-well, sorry na lang because, I have been living under the rock. UNDER THE ROCK DAW O!

HENIWEY. So last night, habang binubutingting ko ang iTunes Store ng iPhone ko ay nadiskubre ko itong isang pinoy podcast called The Becky Nights. I downloaded all the available episodes over night together with the other podcast downloads on cue at kanina habang nasa hospital room ng tatay ko sa Asian Hospital I started listening to the Becky podcast at in fairness natawa naman ako sa pag-uusap ng tatlong becky na itesh. Di ko sila knows pero it seems that they're quite known in the fashion-fashownan field. Eh, clueless ako diyan. Para silang Fabcasters din kung mag-usap pero mas effem. LOL! Anyway, masayang usapan naman sila. You can download their podcasts by searching "Becky Nights" on your iTunes throught your computer or your iPhone or iTouch.

Tomorrow na nga pala ang aking first EVUR fun run at kakaririn ko ang 10 km. May pabasa din bukas sa bahay ng Tita ko sa Madrigal kaya sana abutan ako ng dasal na wag akong madapa, madaganan ng balyena o makatapak ng tae sa night run na ito sa Alabang.