Followers

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Effort Mag-Isip ng Title Ha

I don’t like it when my Mom goes all nosey on me. After my workout this afternoon, I saw that I have a missed call from her. I called her back thinking it might me something important like I need to go to a branch or there’s a sunog somewhere or I need to go to the palengke kasi wala nang saging sa bahay (chika!).

“Mom, tumawag ka ba?”

“Nakita mo ba yung missed call ko?”

“Oo.”

“Eh di tumawag nga ako!”

“O bakit nga? (sungit mode)”

“Just checking kung buhay ka pa.”

“Pauwi na kaya ako (nagdadabog while driving).”

“Ok Sungit, pauwi na rin kami.”

Kung minsan nakakasakal na rin ang nanay ko. Kaya nga natutuwa ako whenever my Mom and my Dad are on vacation. When they’re on vacation, I’M ON VACATION. Her pagiging uzi? I don’t like it. I never liked it. Mom shouldn’t be doing it anymore. Ok, ok. She might just be worried about her bunsong anak. But I’m a grown independent woman now (choz!). Wala na nga ako sa kalendaryo eh! LOL! Kung minsan nga tinatawagan pa ako niyan kahit na Saturday night, even if she’s at her place in Tagaytay Highlands. Saturday night!! Imagine that. I would be out with my friends and she’d still call me right at the middle of a gimmick. Nakakahiya na.

*****

I actually didn’t go straight home. I went to ATC muna to visit this little store near the food court that sells shirts made in Thailand. Actually, the T-shirt itself is from Thailand pero the designs and prints were done in the Philippines. Anyway, I bought 3 muscle shirts (which I would refer to as Malate pokpok shirts. LOL!) kahit na wala akong masyadong muscles (marami lang akong landi).

*****

Oh my gulay. I got kwento. Speaking of muscles, there was this guy at the gym kanina na cuteness level pero mas napatingin ako sa kanyang chest. It’s so big. Borta level! Nakakaloka tignan actually. Kung may siopao sa dibdib niya, kinain ko na dahil nakakagutom siya kasi he’s cute pa. Tapos nakasabay ko pa siya sa shower area. At malaki talaga dibdib niya. WINDANG KOMANECHI NEH! Kaloka, that’s all.



When I got home there was a dead fly at the foot of our front stairs. Must have died from the heat. Pero baklang ‘yan, dramatic exit. Sa hagdanan pa namin namatay.

Meanwhile, the jejemon returns...



Sorry. Di ko siya friend. Stalker level? That’s so chaka. Cheapy-Chaka. Baka gusto ninyo ng textmate, patulan niyo na. LOL.

15 comments:

  1. love ka lang talaga siguro ng parents mo

    and i love the sony ericsson phone!

    hehehe

    ReplyDelete
  2. wow may stalker so taas ng level

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anteros - Haha. Oo nga. Pero I'm not a spoiled brat, ha. ANd that's a sony ericsson C902. Yan yata yung James Bond phone? Pero siyempre ako yung Bond chick. :D

    imsonotconio - Yeah, may stalker. Level up ba? Aren't you happy for me? LOL!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Cio - of course not. number mo merong 9696969 di ba? LOL

    ReplyDelete
  5. Gusto ko makakita ng dibdib na puputok sa personal haha.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anak - nakailan ka kagabi? haha..ang kulit ng singit mo sobra lol

    ReplyDelete
  7. hihihi. asar din ako sa ermats ko minsa. pero minsan din, nagtataka ako tsaka naninibago pag wala siyang missed call. :)

    ReplyDelete
  8. “Nakita mo ba yung missed call ko?”

    “Oo.”

    “Eh di tumawag nga ako!”


    hahaha..priceless!! :P

    ReplyDelete
  9. hindi daw ma-muscle oh. chosera! lol

    like ko ung picture mo sa Alias. ang cute cute! :)

    ReplyDelete
  10. Ronnie - Work out ka sa Fitness First Alabang. Ituturo ko sa iyo. LOL.

    JR - Wehehe. :P

    Caloy - apir!

    Soltero - Hehehe. :)

    Nimmy - Wala naman talaga eh. :(

    ReplyDelete
  11. ahahaha. ako naman ang nagagalit sa nanay ko kapag tumatawag ako sa cellphone nya. hindi nya kasi sinasagot bilang nakalagay daw sa cabinet yung cellphone. susyal ng cabinet dahil nagcecellphone. and yes, ako ang tumatalak sa nanay ko. pero love ko iyon LOL.

    :)

    ReplyDelete
  12. pinagnanasaan ko kaya katawan mo! nyahahah. ako ung stalker. LOL

    ReplyDelete
  13. Jepoy - baka gusto ng cabinet ng nanay mo ng textmate, ayan yung number nasa picture. LOL

    John Stanley - Why... thank you. LOL.

    Nimmy Dora - choz.

    ReplyDelete