Wala Pa Ring Internet!

Putong ama. May kuryente nga kami, wala namang internet. I’m on Globe Tattoo right now and it’s another service I’m not endorsing (feeling may celebrity chorvalyn ek-ek powers and such and such). Tama ba yan? I feel like I’m in the 80’s. This is too -- here it is Nelicom -- proletariat for me. Choz! LOL. Alright, what I’m ranting about is that my Broadband ISP is partly owned by the same coño company who manages our village and yet wala pa rin kaming service until now while my Kuya, who’s a Sky Broadband subscriber and lives just a block away from us and complains that his ISP is bulok, has internet service na since this morning pa. Ayan tuloy, napanis na yung mystic pizza ko sa Café World. LOL. Oh please oh please oh please can anyone make taktak spices on my pizzas? Thanks ha. Ahaha.

Anyway, that recent typhoon left a big mess at our garahe and my Mom’s garden (and everywhere, I guess). Hakot dahon here, buhat fallen tree there. Tapos I think our neighbor is mad at us kasi yung ibang tegula tiles ng roof namin nag fly sa bubong nila tapos nag smash into hundreds of pieceseseseses and damaged some of their roof tiles. Eh, HELLER. As if naman sinasadya namin na mag fly-fly yung tegula namin, di ba? Pukeng ina kung true man yun. Kainez. Anyway, chismis lang naman yun ng kusinera namin. Eh I don’t trust her kasi may history ng kasinuwalingan yung bruhang yun. So until we receive a letter of demand from our neighbor, hindi totoo ang chorva niya. Hmph!

Well, apparently super bongga ang typhoon nung Tuesday night na yan dahil while driving along Madrigal nakita ko 3 poste ng kuryente ang bumagsak. As in nabale, natumba at nakasabit lang sila sa mga kable. Parang nakasabit sa web ni Spiderman. Scary di ba? Tapos yung kalye super daming kalat tapos naka baba pa yung windows ng kotche ko, na-amoy ko yung grass parang na-high tuloy ako. As in for 10 seconds feeling ko straight ako, kinikindatan ko yung mga lady joggers. Ack!! I wish I could post pictures of the mess but with my connection right now baka umabot ako ng 48 years sa kaa-upload lang ng pictures, mauuna pang maging dinosaur yung turtle ko.

Ay! Nakakatawa ang eksena sa gym. So I went nung Wednesday afternoon. Konti lang ang tao kahit na walang pasok. Pero ‘day! Windang ka sa eksenang rampahan ang kaganapan sa locker room. Kasama ba ng typhoon ang egg hunting? LOL. Noong pumasok ako may 2 guys na labas pasok sa sauna naka shorts. Nung natapos naman ako sa workout an hour and a half later, the same 2 guys rumarampa pa rin at iba na ang shorts na suot nila. Costume change na ba ang labanan? After I took a shower, hard core rampa talaga dahil this time naka towel na lang sila. In fairness, pogi si Rampa Boy number 1. Si Rampa Boy number 2 naman, siguro dalawang body scrub pa, pogi na siya. Sa bilang ko, 5 ang pumasok sa sauna na bago. Paano kaya sila nag kasya doon? Nagkandungan? LOL! Sa gym floor naman may isang cutie na kalbo na parang hinuhubaran ako sa tingin. Naka T-shirt and shorts ako pero feeling ko natira na lang sa akin bra at panty. ECHOZ. I think there’s a major boy toy drought. May isa namang Thunder Cat na parang may cue cards ng question and answer portion.

“Effective ba ang exercise na yan?”

“I need to buff up my legs. What exercise do I need to do?”

“Cute yang shirt mo. Where did you buy that?”

Pwede ba. Pumatok na yang style mo before EDSA 1. LOL! Anyway, I had a lousy workout because I was too tired to move! And the embarassing part was nakatulog ako sa abs machine siguro mga 5 minutes. AGAIN. Putang ina talaga. Nakakahiya!!

Last week, I saw the trailer this Pinoy horror movie called Cinco and it looked nice. Basta five movies siya sa isang movie (Trilogy x 1.67 = something). Kaya nga siya Cinco, HELLER. Kanina Boyfriend and I watched it. Cute yung 3 boys sa first story. And they were in their underwear pa. LOL. I liked Jodi Sta. Maria’s acting. She’s good in dramas. Mariel R. is in one of the stories and her ACTING was SCARY. Siya lang ba sa ABS CBN ang hindi pa dumadaan sa acting workshop? LOL! Pokwang was hilarious, as usual. Boyfriend liked how the movie connected the ending to the beginning. Basta, ganun.

Hay naku. I don’t have kwento. Everyone has been too serious since the week started. Wala akong pwedeng pagtawanan. LOL. Tapos dumating pa ang bagyo so, di ba, sungit level tsunami, right? HENIWAY, I’m watching Legally Blonde this Saturday. Basta afternoon yun. Tapos tambay at the nearest mall. Tapos attend a friend’s dinner chorva at this new place is Kapitolyo. Tapos go to another party in West Ave. Hay basta, I’m excited for the weekend. I’ll be away from Alabang. Ang daming happenings!